the pressure of actually deciding a career path?
solution: instead of thinking of jobs i dont mind,i thought of jobs i NEVER want.just to narrow it down.
1.Gynaecologist
looking at fat chick's pussies the whole day?no thanks.
2.Accountant
yes yes i cant judge based on a few people but SERIOUSLY. every accountant i know so far is BLOODY FUCKING stingy! i mean,u make decent money so why the hell are u stingy?
3. picking up phone inquiries
uh?picking up phone inquiries the whole fucking day? putting on a perky voice despite the customer being a pain in the ass?
AND i thought of jobs a potential husband shld have!
1. Footballer
bloody hell i shld stop dreaming.
2. Lawyer
uh hello? the power of making guilty people SEEM innocent? the stern face? the know it all aura? HOT HOT HOT
3. Tycoon
shopping the whole fucking day!
if all else fails, as long as my future husband doesnt work as a:
1.Model
i dont like metro guys.guys that care about the way they look are a turn off!
2.Pastor
i dont like holy guys
3.Pilot
i dont like being hornily deprived.i want my husband to be there for me!
Posted at 09:02 pm by bhonest